Monday, January 5, 2009

Tips To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity


This is from an old E-mail, but it still cracks me up. So remember it's a New Year and learn to say EFF'EM and keep smiling!

1.At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.See If They Slow Down.

2.Page Yourself Over The Intercom .Don't Disguise Your Voice!

3.Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something,ask If They Want Fries with that.

4.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks.Once Everyone has
Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions,Switch to Espresso.

5.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

6.Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat,with a serious face.

8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is To Go'.

9.Sing Along At The Opera.

10.Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party
Because You have a headache.

11.When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream I Won!I Won!'

12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot,
Yelling Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

13.Tell Your Children Over Dinner, Due To The Economy, We Are Going
To Have To Let One Of You Go.
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And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity
14. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND
ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.

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